Friday, November 13, 2009
Life of a Superstitious Sooners Fan
I decided to start a running log of the small superstitions that drive my day leading up to a Sooners game. As a brief history of what I go through on game day and throughout the season, I will give you some of my highlights.
I start the the season deciding on my game day outfit down to the underwear. If the team plays great, nothing changes the next week. I wash everything. I do not believe in superstitions that compromise personal hygiene, but the game day outfit does not get changed until a loss, or if I feel like I need to do something drastic to change the team momentum. I would consider outfit the most important superstition. Here is a list of others that I am bound to during a football season.
1. I avoid talking to certain people on game day.
2. I make sure I talk to certain people.
3. I never shave, but sometimes I feel like I need to shave the day before a game.
4. I make sure I am showered and clean to watch the game.
5. I have certain shirts that I avoid wearing to bed the night before (most of them are actually OU shirts), and in really stressful seasons (this being one of them), I am concerned with every article I wear or don't wear to bed the night before.
6. I have a game day beer brand, much like the outfit, when I am watching the game at home. The beer doesn't change unless there is a loss while drinking that beer.
7. I make sure I drive the same way home if I work on a game day.
8. I arrange or build things like beer can pyramids to change momentum during a game. That one worked pretty well 2000 against A&M when OU came from behind to win.
9. I change viewing positions in the house.
10. I change shirts, wear more than one shirt, and when all else fails, I just take off my shirt.
There are several other small ones that I will take note of during the course of the day. Tomorrow's game will have a lot of new things I try because we are coming off of a loss. It should be a relatively easy win for the Sooners in Norman which may limit some of my superstitious antics, but we'll see. I will keep a running log and post the results Sunday.
RESULTS
Friday, Nov. 13
7:00 p.m. I am concerned keeping a log of my superstitions is bad luck.
7:15 p.m. Bite a fingernail and consider it bad luck. Stop biting fingernails.
9:28 p.m. Lose to wife in a game of Popomatic Trouble. Worry it is a bad sign.
11:50 p.m. Move coffee table to play Wii. Make sure I put it back in the exact same place when I am finished.
Saturday, Nov. 14 Game Day
7:11 a.m. Realize it is going to be sunny, consider this a good sign.
10:09 a.m. Realize I slept in the same underwear I wore last week during the game and consider this bad luck.
3:30 p.m. Decide not to change sponge head while washing dishes, could be bad luck.
4:25 p.m. Push myself very hard at gym for good luck.
4:45 p.m. Worry I worked too hard at the gym and I won't have enough energy for the game.
4:47 p.m. Debate whether or not to use conditioner while in shower, decide to use conditioner.
4:50 p.m. Contacts are stinging my eyes and I worry about having to wear glasses during the game.
4:50 p.m. Wonder if wearing glasses will actually be good luck.
4:51 p.m. Deliberate on which pair of glasses are more lucky to wear.
4:52 p.m. Consider cologne options and decide Polo Sport is bad luck, wear different cologne
4:59 p.m. Choose outfit very carefully, taking note which articles of clothing seem lucky. Decide to go with Peterson jersey over Bradford.
5:08 p.m. A friend invites me to bar to watch game, decline immediately (I don't go out in public during OU games unless I am watching live).
5:24 p.m. Wife goes to grocery store. Concerned about her beer selection.
5:25 p.m. Worry again about recording superstitions.
5:30 p.m. Wonder if I should get beer from fridge or wait for wife. Decide to wait.
5:36 p.m. Consider calling Dad then reconsider and decide it is luckier to call closer to game time.
5:50 p.m. Change channel to station game is on ten minutes early.
6:11 p.m. Turn off computer sitting on coffee table. Consider screen bad luck.
6:14 p.m. Decide to get a beer from fridge since wife is still not home. Next play after opening beer OU scores defensive TD. Realize I will keep drinking these beers because they are good luck.
6:34 p.m. Change seat after OU continues to struggle offensively.
6:39 p.m. Wife gets home. Offense scores TD. Wife is lucky.
6:55 p.m. OU turns ball over while FSN shows a cut away story between plays, consider the story unlucky.
7:05 p.m. Game is tight, worried about underwear selection.
7:06 p.m. Concerned about superstition log.
7:07 p.m. Lay down, offense makes nice play. Worried sitting up will be bad luck.
7:08 p.m. Sit back up.
7:09 p.m. Lay back down.
7:10 p.m. Sit back up.
7:17 p.m. Switch beer brands.
7:19 p.m. Consider jersey change.
7:24 p.m. Looks like beer change is working.
7:35 p.m. Worry about taking last swallow of beer during a play.
7:38 p.m. Stand up.
7:38 p.m. Sit back down.
7:40 p.m. Getting the feeling glasses are lucky.
8:00 p.m. Everything is working. Gonna wear glasses every time I watch OU on TV going forward.
For those that watched the game you know at this point the Sooners took control and it became a blow out. I shut down the superstitions once the game was in control. It was nice to see the 60+ point mark cracked again. I didn't realize last week was Friday the 13th, until today. I don't follow any traditional superstitions. Mine are my own.
Well, there you have it. A sampling of my life on a game day. Good thing the game was only in question for a little over a quarter or this would be a much longer post.
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Can't wait to turn on my computer to see what you have written next. I now understand why you bite your fingernails. Great job!
ReplyDeleteFunny I was telling Kyle on my way home from the game about the pyramid of 2000..... I am still convinced that it helped us win.
ReplyDeleteThere is no doubt about the 2000 Pyramid working. Great time line in this one. Next year actually come to a game in Norman! Holla, Burg
ReplyDeleteChange your name from anonymous to Burg. Went on the road too much this year, didn't work out
ReplyDeleteI must report that this timeline was almost 100% accurate and sadly, was not exaggerated for literary value. Ahhh, the life of a Sooner Wife...
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