First Log In in Two Years

The below was written over two years ago:  Why it was never published is a mystery.  The post title was "We Won the Lottery: A Kevin James Vehicle."



I just deleted the post title: Am I too Drunk to Call my Grandma?

Moving on...

I would like to present the treatment for We Won the Lottery: A Kevin James Vehicle


I'll be honest.  I probably was too drunk to call my grandma.  And if I'm being really honest...I'm not sure Kevin James is ready to handle the emotional complexity of the lotto winning lead.

My zika test was negative.