My wife is a second grade teacher and seems to come home every day with a funny story from her "kids." Recently her kids were working on grammar and one of the exercises has the students fill in parts of speech on a worksheet. Noun, noun, noun, adjective-noun, etc.
The following is an exact copy of the assignment submitted by one of her students. She assured me that he is completely innocent and does not have any weird fixations, but something about his writing really leaves me wondering. I don't know, maybe I'm weird, but there is something amiss here. I'll let you guys decide.
Balls
Balls
Balls
Floating Balls
Soggy Balls
Stinky Popped Small Balls
Hairy Weird Eerie Balls
Those are just a few...
Cool Balls
Awesome Balls
Happy Mad Sad Balls
Excited Lucky Gold Balls
Angel Balls
Devil Balls
Smelly Balls
Don't forget Chocolate Balls
Last of all, Best of all
I like Big Balls!
The child shall remain nameless, but I bet his parents won't be hanging that one on the fridge. I noticed he forgot screwballs. I will have to pass that on to him if I ever get to meet him. I probably won't shake his hand though...
